Does she sell seashells by the seashore?

No. She does not. But she could. In fact, she could be the sales leader for the entire West Coast. Or East Coast. Or both, for that matter. If. If she wore this jaunty 1930s Du Barry romper.

The details: DuBarry 2179B Playsuit and Blouse Bust 38 Complete $45.

And, this pattern is available at The Blue Gardenia. It is. But you knew that, didn't you, dear readers?  So put those beautifully-manicured fingers on your keyboard, click and make this yours. The Blue Gardenia, where the patterns are counted, the jewelry is sparkling, and domestic shipping is free. (We happily ship abroad, of course, although there is a fee, less than the postal service charges us. You may choose Global Priority or Global Express. We love them both. We do.) And we take American Express, Discover, Mastercard, Paypal and Visa. Anything to make you happy, my darlings. Anything at all.