Information you need to know. Really.

The Blue Gardenia charge order form is working properly now. Three hundred dollars, but you're worth every penny. You are. Don't ever doubt it. Ever. And of course, the site is secure. Totally. As it has been for months. And months.

Keep being good girls and boys, and we'll have a search engine soon. And not only that, but I'll let Santa know, too. He'll be so pleased. With you and with me.