It's The Blue Gardenia's annual end-of-year sale! Rush over. Now.
Really, dear readers, in my ever-so-humble opinion, such an exciting announcement deserves multiple exclamation marks. It does. Of course, I do like punctuation. I do. Some might say I like it too much. Those nasty critics. But, I only used one exclamation point. This time. Just one. Because that is all the room the headline allowed.
Anyway. Here's the deal: Buy three items, get 33% off. Yes, ma'am. Yes, sir. Any three items. Any at all. Mix and match jewelry and patterns to your heart's desire. And there is no limit. Buy 10 items. Buy 100. Buy more. That, my pals, would make me really happy. Ecstatic, in fact. For this fantabulous Blue Gardenia sale, American Express, Discover, Mastercard, Visa or Paypal sales only.
And. I hope you and yours had the happiest, most joyous Christmas season ever. If, that is, you celebrate Christmas. If you don't, I hope you've had an absolutely sparkling holiday season. I do.